Monday, November 07, 2005

Hormones, hormones

Some women are blessed with very little hormonal fluctuation during their monthly cycles. Other women, such as myself, ride a roller coaster of emotions during their cycles. (I bet Brad can't wait until Haley joins me in this monthly ritual- thank goodness Zach is a boy or Brad would have been seriously outnumbered.) Here's a joke I was literally crying over I found it so funny:

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

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2 Comments:

Blogger viclyn said...

THAT was freaking hilarious... You rock. Love you! Vicky

November 8, 2005 at 10:27 AM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Okay, too freakin' funny! And sadly, so much truth. :) --Scrapsuzy from 2peas - http://www.myscrapblog.com/scrapsuzy/

November 8, 2005 at 11:00 AM  

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