Texas Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housework duties.

The first man married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told her, she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from New York. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He said that on the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a Texas girl. He boasted that he had informed her that his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything either, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

Got to love those Texas Women!!

The real meaning of an engagement ring

It is a statistical fact that women who marry live SHORTER lives that women who never marry, and men who marry live LONGER lives than men who never marry. I think that is why men give an engagement ring when they propose...it's a form of compensation:

"Here...this for the life I'm about to suck out of you."