Late breaking news

We got this email last night:

Brad,

I have met with the team, and we are interested in next step logistics and providing an offer.

Yea!!!!!!!!!

Artis Consulting

Erma Bombeck quotes- enjoy!

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter-productivity.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and says he's doing nothing, but the dog is barking, call 911.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

Mothers have to remember what food each child likes or dislikes, which one is allergic to penicillin and hamster fur, who gets carsick and who isn't kidding when he stands outside the bathroom door and tells you what's going to happen if he doesn't get in right away. It's tough. If they all have the same hair color they tend to run together.

"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up."

"Every day of his or her life a child is plotting an event that will age you 20 years in 20 seconds."